What is yours?

Gonna try something new. If ya like it, and do this, please add a comment and tell me yers.

Night of 31st Mar 06: I choked on my brother because I hate my family
Afternoon of 2nd April 06: I choked on my brother because I was high
night of 2nd April 06: I choked on my brother because I hate myself.

pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----i bitched at
2----i ate a
3----i fell in love with
4----i sang to
5----i humped
6----i murdered
7----i shot
8----i gave a lap dance to
9----i choked on
10---i smacked
11---i had sex with
12---i gave my number to

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------you
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------an ipod
7-------a ninja
8-------my sister
9-------my super cool boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20------- a bitch
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a stuffed animal
23-------a condom
24-------my pshyciatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------a gangster
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because thats how i roll
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I was naked.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i was high.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple----- Because im NOT homosexual.
Gray--------.Because im sexy and i do what i want
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I am.

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