Survivor's screwed
Watching this show make too many mistakes has warranted me to talk about it. Survivor is screwwed, at least the Panama: Exile Island season that is. Why?
1) Cut the intro credits.
OMG! How do you expect people to know who is who if you cut the intro credits?! I've been talking to Weijie, he said that although its the 3rd episode he still gets mixed up on the cast.
2) Naming episodes bullshit-ly.
Episode 3; Cat fights and snake dinners. SNAKE DINNERS my ASS! The people are starving out there, don't start talking about SNAKE dinners. Unless the producers are refering to some sort of code speak, hell yeah. The general audience don't get what you refer to and, heh, its not FUNNY!
3) Pick a cast that is stupid.
Oh for goodness sake, a guy that QUITS smoking the day they start their 39 days out in the wild. S-T-U-P-I-D! I don't wanna see a guy who's out there and having cold turkey thank you. Yech.
4) Create a twist without sufficient time to cover it.
First 4 tribes, then exile island. Meh. They're down to two tribes and meh on exile island. What did we see of Bruce on exile island? 1 minute? 2? Not even 5!!! Pah! What happened to the weekly clues eh? Even Bruce said he didn't have time to look for the idol. Oh tell me bout it Bruce...
5) Reuse a location for the third time.
*clicks in annoyance* I really didn't think it'd matter. But it DOES. Its kinda monotonous. Water, beach, water, beach, water, water, beach, beach. AT least Guatemala had a different backdrop and Vanuatu had those volcanoes. Panama is NOT special.
This season better not give me any more fodder to slam it.
-LIVESTRONG!-
Heads Up and Stay Strong
Be Proud
1) Cut the intro credits.
OMG! How do you expect people to know who is who if you cut the intro credits?! I've been talking to Weijie, he said that although its the 3rd episode he still gets mixed up on the cast.
2) Naming episodes bullshit-ly.
Episode 3; Cat fights and snake dinners. SNAKE DINNERS my ASS! The people are starving out there, don't start talking about SNAKE dinners. Unless the producers are refering to some sort of code speak, hell yeah. The general audience don't get what you refer to and, heh, its not FUNNY!
3) Pick a cast that is stupid.
Oh for goodness sake, a guy that QUITS smoking the day they start their 39 days out in the wild. S-T-U-P-I-D! I don't wanna see a guy who's out there and having cold turkey thank you. Yech.
4) Create a twist without sufficient time to cover it.
First 4 tribes, then exile island. Meh. They're down to two tribes and meh on exile island. What did we see of Bruce on exile island? 1 minute? 2? Not even 5!!! Pah! What happened to the weekly clues eh? Even Bruce said he didn't have time to look for the idol. Oh tell me bout it Bruce...
5) Reuse a location for the third time.
*clicks in annoyance* I really didn't think it'd matter. But it DOES. Its kinda monotonous. Water, beach, water, beach, water, water, beach, beach. AT least Guatemala had a different backdrop and Vanuatu had those volcanoes. Panama is NOT special.
This season better not give me any more fodder to slam it.
-LIVESTRONG!-
Heads Up and Stay Strong
Be Proud
posted by survivorfreak at 5:30 PM
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